英语搞笑话剧剧本

乐起,皇后扮演老太太出场,对话英语搞笑话剧剧本

Q: What ? Snow white is not dead ? Hahaha, I got a good idea!

Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple,

S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma!

Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite?

S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma!

白雪公主咬一口后倒地

Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha…

小矮人出场、围着公主哭

Snow white wake up, wake up…

音乐起,小矮人引着王子出场

P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen!

王子唤醒公主,公主醒了

P:Wake up ! Wake up , my queen !

S.w: Thank you for your help !

P: My pleasure !

音乐起,小矮人、公主、王子跳起欢快的舞

道具:牛奶两袋,匕首一把,_实习心得体会范文戒子一枚,纸屑若干。

第一幕:决斗紫荆城之颠

旁白:A quiet villageiscoveredwithwhitesnow .

Birdsaredancinginthecold .英语搞笑话剧剧本

Amaniswalkingalongthestreet ,stepbystep .

Windiscominginsilence.

Another mysteriousmanapproaches .

Y与X相遇.

X:oH ,Iamsorrytoknockyou !

Y:Haha, Nevermindbaybay.

X:Excuseme, whoareyouonearth? couldyoutellmeyourname?

Y:ha ha ,Iwon’tchangemyname! nomatterwhathappens. I’mthemostfamous-------YeGucheng. Whoareyou?

X:Iamximenchuixue.

Y惊奇:Ar, ximenchui xue?

X:Yes,whatiswrong?

Y:IheardthatyouarethebestingMartialArts?

X:Great, youknowme !

Y抱腿:Please, please…学习心得体会… Don’tkillme! letmeyougo!

H:Hua---man----lou! Haveyouseenximenchuixue?

X:No, Imustkillyou !

Y:Idon''''''''''''''''twanttobekilled.Thereare aeighty-year-oldmotheandathree-yearold sontobelookedafterbyme!

X:Noway! Becausewearefightingnow!youknow?

Y突然站起冷冷的说:Don''''''''''''''''t forceme!

X:Pardon!

(Y拿出一袋牛奶)英语搞笑话剧剧本

X抢过牛奶:milk, verygood! Ilikedrinkingit. howdoyouknowthat?

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