英文搞笑经典语句 Are you insane/crazy/out of your mind

Having knowledge likes having pregnant, it takes times to be awareness.

怀才就像怀孕，时间长了才能看出来。

God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.

神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

Dont bother me

別煩我。

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

后排座位上的小孩会生出意外， 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the army! why i should have experience when look for a job?

诸葛亮出山前，也没带过兵!凭啥我就要工作经验?

Are you insane/crazy/out of your mind?

你瘋了嗎?

A good love is you find the world for a man; a bad love is you abandon the world for a man.好的爱情是你透过一个男人看到世界，坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界。

A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看。

Save water Shower with your girlfriend

要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。

One should love animals They are so tasty

每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and mumbled : buy funds if you get it.

一天看到一位大妈在烧纸，边烧边嘟囔着：收到了全都买基金吧。

Money is not everything Theres Mastercard Visa

钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

Love the neighbor But dont get caught

要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

Love is photogenic.It needs darkness to develop.

爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养

When twos company， threes the result!

两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是!

Two heads are better than one

三个臭皮匠，顶个诸葛亮。

The more you learn， the more you know， The more you know， the more you forget. The more you forget， the less you know. So why bother to learn.

学的越多，知道的越多， 知道的越多;忘记的越多， 忘记的越多;知道的越少，为什么学来着?

Tang Monk/Tang Priest, dont you know piggy is more valuable than you?

大师兄，你知道吗?二师兄的肉现在比师傅的都贵了。

Knock it off

少來這一套。

If you acts on impulse, you have passions in life, if you always acts on impulse, you dont know what life is.

还能冲动，表示你还对生活有激情，总是冲动，表示你还不懂生活。

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