《城中大盗》电影经典台词:
有天晚上我在一个酒吧,有个家伙到处招蜂引蝶,他跟女孩子们说,他是抱抱团大赛的评委。还真有人信他。于是他抱着她们,又是揉背又是捏屁股。最后我实在看不下去,走过去告诉他,我是扁人大赛的评委。顺便说一句,我今晚是上床大赛的评委。
你一走进这扇门就够判30年了。
[警察搭讪的用语]
A guy's walking with two horses, right? One horse is carrying a hundred pounds, the other one's got 50. Now, the hundred-pound horse falls over dead. So the guy's like, "What the fuck?" Takes the hundred-pound sack, puts it on the 50-pound horse. Then that 50-pound horse, he won't move. He won't take one step with another pound on his back. That's me.
每天,人们起床后都会做同一件事。他们告诉自己,总有一天要改变自己的生活,可没人付诸行动。
那种彻底的失望,那种由愤怒转变成的失望,那种绝望,就好像酒吧里坐着一个家伙,一个牧师走了进来。这家伙说:“嘿,等等,我本不想跟您说这事儿,不想浪费您的时间,可不经意地发现,这世上没有上帝。”牧师说:“是吗?这话怎么说?”这家伙说:“我以前是个北极探险家。有一次遇上大风暴,寒风刺骨,眼前一片迷茫,冻得要命,于是我祈祷:‘如果有上帝,请救救我!快!’可上帝没有来。”而牧师却说:“这么说如何?你还活着,一定是他救了你。”他说:“上帝从没现身,来了一个爱斯基摩人,他把我带到了他的营地,救了我。”
The feds will never understand the guy who's facing 40 years gonna give him the opportunity to walk soot-free if he gives up his friends. He tells them, "Suck a dick. Give me the 40."
I like to have a good cry at the nail salon. Just open right up to the ladies. They're very understanding. But, you know, you like the Laundromat, so that's fine.
I was at a bar one night, right? There was this guy there going around to all the ladies and telling them that he was judging a hugging contest. Some of them actually bought it, right? So he throws his arms around them, rubs their back, grabs their ass. Finally I get sick of it and I go up to this guy and I tell him that I am judging a face-punching contest. By the way, I'm here tonight judging a fucking contest.
一个人赶着两匹马。一匹驮了100磅的东西,另一匹驮了50磅。现在,这驮着100磅的那匹马到底暴毙了,这人就想:“这他妈怎么办?”于是就卸下100磅重的袋子,放在驮50磅那匹马的背上。那匹驮50磅的马不肯走,它背上多加一磅也不肯走。那就是我
你知道坐牢最有趣的是什么吗?人们都假装自己想出去。
People get up every day. They do the same thing. They tell themselves they're gonna change their life one day and they never do.
我喜欢做指甲时大哭一场,跟做指甲的女士谈谈心事,她们很善解人意。不过,你喜欢洗衣房,这也不错。
You could do 30 years for walking in the door.
You know the funniest thing about being in prison? Guys pretending that they wanna get out.
无论你改变了多少,始终要为做过的事付出代价。
No matter how much you change, you still have to pay the price for the things you've done.
联邦探员永远也不会明白,一个要坐40年牢的人只要供出他的同伙,就能获得自由,可他却对他们说:“去你个球的,老子要40年!”
[强盗搭讪的用语]
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